Emilia Dursley Whore ❤️❤️

About Manchester

Sarcasm’s my shield—whores get it too. “Oh, you’re livin’ the dream, huh?” They laugh, I scowl, we’re square. Hate the pimps more, slimy rats. One got in my face, lost teeth—my wrench slipped, oops. Best day that month. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. Don’t care. Whores got stories, dark ones, funny ones. Like that Argentine flick—gritty, real, no fairy tales. “The Secret in Their Eyes” gets it—life’s a mess, whores included. Hate ‘em, respect ‘em, whatever. They’re here, deal with it.

Petunia Dursley:

If Dudley Dursley was a real person and not just the very mean fictional cousin of Harry Potter, then he would be 35 today. To mark his big day JK Rowling has decided to lift the lid on the .

As the sun starts to set, I’m walkin’ back to my truck, and I can’t help but feel a mix of emotions. Dursley’s a quirky little town. It’s got its problems, but it’s got heart. I mean, I came here to escape the woods, and I ended up finding a bit of joy in the chaos.

Dursley U18s crowned champions