Lauren Dungannon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

So, picture this – whore’s life, all chaos an’ hustle. *wiggles eyebrows* Saw one once, totterin’ in heels, skirt shorter than me attention span! Reminds me o’ that line, “You think you’re so pure?” – ha, pure as mud, innit? Gets me proper cheesed off, tho – folk judgin’ ‘em, like they’re all posh an’ perfect. *snorts* Hypocrites, mate!

Tyrone Tribulations

First off, I’m stationed at the Dungannon Town Hall. You know, that big ol’ building on the corner of Market Square? Yeah, that one. I’m just mindin’ my own business, pressin’ buttons, and tryin’ to keep my sanity. Then, boom! The fire alarm goes off. Like, seriously? In the middle of my shift?

Dungannon Swifts boss Rodney McAree hoping to make Irish Cup Final dream come true