Stella Dunfermline Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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After that, I’m headin’ towards Pittencrieff Park. Beautiful place, right? But today, it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Kids runnin’ everywhere, dogs barkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool. I see this wee lad on a bike, and he’s zoomin’ straight towards me. I’m thinkin’, “Not today, mate!” I slam the brakes, and he swerves at the last second. Phew! Close call.

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