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About Glasgow

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

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Anyway, I head down to the waterfront. The V&A is lookin’ stunning, as always. I mean, that building is a work of art! I’m strolling along the Tay, feeling all philosophical, ya know? Then I spot this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “What the actual heck?” I can barely juggle my own life, and this guy’s out here playing with fire.

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