Avery Dundee Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

What pisses me off? Cheap parlors givin’ it a bad rap—grubby hands, neon signs, ugh, tacky! I’m Loki, I deserve finesse, not some rushed rubdown! But when it’s good? Oh, I’m happy as a trickster in a throne room—muscles unclench, stress gone, “I’m smarter than them all,” I mutter, Zodiac-style. Surprised me once, too—didja know some pros use hot stones? Feels like Thor’s hammer smashin’ knots, but sexy-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for that heat again!

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Dundee's oft-repeated status as ''the largest village in Scotland'' has prevented prostitution from taking a significant hold.

So, I toss him a couple of quid. He catches my eye and winks. I’m blushing like a school kid. Then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches his hat! I’m dying laughing. The poor bloke’s chasing after it, and I’m just standing there, cackling like a lunatic.

Housing minister agrees to meet Dundee and Angus residents living with Raac