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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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So, I’m standin’ there, right? Tryin’ to decide if I should buy some raspberry or go wild with the blackcurrant. Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, trippin’ over his own feet. He knocks over a whole table of jam! It’s like a jam explosion! I’m talkin’ sticky chaos everywhere. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost spill my coffee.

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