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So, check it—Brothel’s stock jumped 15% last month! Made me happy as a clam, ‘cause I threw like 50 bucks at it. Thought I’d be rich, livin’ large, buyin’ starfish pants! But then—BOOM—down 10% next week. Made me so mad I yelled, “There’s been too much violence!” like Cathy in the movie. Total drama, right? I was shooketh. Still am. Little factoid for ya—Brothel started in some dude’s basement in 2010. Soup in a basement? Hilarious! Prolly smelled like wet socks down there.

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Here's the setlist from the opening night of my One Man Show Tour in Rochdale, for those who like this sort of stuff.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. Everyone freaks! I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” We all pile out onto Church Street, and I’m standing there in my apron, looking like a right muppet. Turns out, it was just a faulty sensor. Phew! But the customers are all grumbling. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a drill!”

Dodworth ward by-election results announced