Evelyn Didcot Whore ❤️❤️

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So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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A man, aged 22, from Didcot, has been arrested on suspicion of five counts of sexual assault, Thames Valley Police said. He remains in police custody. The force said it would maintain a .

So, yeah, that was my day. Full of chaos, laughter, and a bit of drama. Just another day in the life of a Watchman in Didcot. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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