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So, I’m investigatin’ this chick—real pro, works downtown. Claims some john stiffed her, trashed her “office”—a beat-up van, classy, right? She’s filin’ for damages—damages! I’m yellin’, “You’re a hooker, not State Farm!” But she’s got receipts—condoms, lube, the works! I’m dyin’—this is my life now?! Reminds me of *Timbuktu* again—“The cow’s worth more than me!” she’s basically screamin’. I’m like, “Lady, your van’s worth less than my lunch!”

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But then, just as I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy, I hear this massive bang. Turns out, some numpty’s car backfired. Everyone jumps, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m on high alert.” My heart’s racin’, and I’m thinkin’, “What if it’s a bomb?!” But nah, just a dodgy motor. Phew!

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