Victoria Derby Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

So, this whore - it’s a rare fucker, lives deep, like it’s hidin’ from the tax man or somethin’. Little known fact: fishermen in Thailand call it “pla noi” - means “little bitch” in their slang, ha! Got these weird scales, shimmer like a disco ball, and I’m thinkin’, shit, this fish is pimpin’ harder than me! Caught it off the coast once, rod nearly snapped, fuckin’ beast - weighed like 20 pounds, no lie. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit, it FELT huge!

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Then, I’m walkin’ down the Market Place, and I see this street performer. He’s playin’ the guitar, and man, he’s got some serious skills. I stop to listen, and he’s playin’ this sick cover of “Wonderwall.” I’m vibin’ hard, like, “Yes! This is what I needed!” I toss him a couple of quid, and he gives me a nod. Felt like a rockstar moment, ya know?

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