Penelope Denton Holme Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

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Whore United, Spanking (give), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Full Denton-Holme · Milford · Crouch-End · Tullibody · Dungannon · Rhosllannerchrugog.

After that, I head out to grab a cuppa at the café on Denton Road. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best bacon sarnies in town. I’m in line, and this bloke in front of me is takin’ ages. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, mate, it’s just a coffee!” Finally, he orders some fancy latte with oat milk. Oat milk? Really? I just want my builder’s tea, thank you very much!

Plans to extend opening hours of Co-op