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Pisses me off tho—people call it “dirty.” Bro, it’s biomechanics! Muscle fibers don’t care about your prude ass. “We’re all ashes,” Saul’s vibe—life’s short, get the damn massage. Oh, and pro tip: warm oil, not cold—nobody wants a shiver mid-rub. Meme it up—“When she says ‘just a massage’ but now you’re broke and callin’ her ‘mistress.’” Haha, classic.

Call to book

Thai Smiles Massage Therapy are already taking bookings from Portsmouth, Waterlooville and Denmead. We will be opening our treatment rooms.

First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, just vibing. I’m thinking about grabbing a coffee at that little café, you know, the one near the post office? But then, bam! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Like, who even does that? I’m pretty sure I invented a new dance move. I’m laughing, but also kinda mad. Why’s the pavement gotta be so rude?

Andover Town Set for Crucial Clash Against Denmead