Kayla Dartmouth Whore ❤️❤️

About Leicester

I knew this one lass, right, proper legend. Called herself Raven – probs not her real name, but who gives a toss? She’d tell ya wild tales over a pint – once had a client pay her in rare coins, Roman ones! Swear she wasn’t bullshittin’. Said it felt like holdin’ history while, y’know, doin’ the deed. “The wind howls, but we endure,” she’d say, nickin’ that *Return* vibe. Loved her grit, made me grin like a twat.

We’re Sorry!

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from it. So, I woke up in my little flat on Victoria Road, right? The sun was shining, birds chirping, all that cliché stuff. I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

Best Western The Dartmouth Hotel, Golf & Spa, Blackawton