Natalie Darras Hall Whore ❤️

About London

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

Thief who broke into Alexander Isak's Darras Hall home convicted

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for my meeting at the Darras Hall Community Centre. I mean, who schedules a meeting at 8 AM? Like, c’mon! Anyway, I grab my coffee from that little café on The Broadway. You know the one? The one with the barista who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian. I swear, he told me a joke about a computer and a coffee cup. I laughed, but I was also like, “Dude, I just need caffeine, not a comedy show!”

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