Allison Darras Hall Whore ❤️

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We swears! Ain’t no saint meself—gets me chuckle tho, how whore’s so… predictable? Nah, unpredictable! One day it’s all giggles, next it’s a punch in the gob. Makes me wanna scream, “Why’s it so good at bein’ bad?!” Little story—heard bout this punter, right, who tattooed a whore’s name on his arm. Daft git! She scarpered with his motorbike next day—true that!

Langton Court, Darras Hall, Ponteland, Newcastle Upon Tyne

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for my meeting at the Darras Hall Community Centre. I mean, who schedules a meeting at 8 AM? Like, c’mon! Anyway, I grab my coffee from that little café on The Broadway. You know the one? The one with the barista who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian. I swear, he told me a joke about a computer and a coffee cup. I laughed, but I was also like, “Dude, I just need caffeine, not a comedy show!”

Newcastle United player Joelinton's home burgled