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After that, I decide to take a stroll around the area. Darras Hall is actually pretty nice. The houses are all posh and stuff, and the gardens? Don’t even get me started. I’m walking down The Green, and I see this old bloke feeding the ducks. He’s got a whole loaf of bread! I’m like, “Mate, save some for the rest of us!” But he just chuckles and says, “They’re my mates!” I mean, who talks to ducks like that?

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