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About Glasgow

So, this one time, I met this chick—total pro, worked the streets like she owned ‘em. Had this vibe, all sultry and dangerous, like she coulda been in *Tropical Malady*, whisperin’, “I’m drawn to your shadow.” Got me all hot ‘n bothered, but also pissed—why’s she gotta be so damn good at this? Made me wanna rule the world just to impress her, ha! Little known fact: back in the ‘60s, whores in Bangkok had this secret code—red ribbons in their hair meant “booked,” yellow was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some sneaky shit? Blows my mind, man.

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m like, “What the actual heck?” Turns out, some numpty at the bakery down the street burnt their scones. I mean, who burns scones? So, we all pile out onto the street, and I’m standin’ there in my apron, lookin’ like a right muppet.

Good report following inspection at Dalserf Primary School