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But here’s the mad bit—did ya know some prossies in Amsterdam keep diaries? True story, mate—little books of punters, rates, weird kinks. Imagine that, eh? Her scribblin’ bout me later—“Tall git, martini breath, decent shag.” Ha! Cracks me up. Anyway, we’re off, her arm in mine, and I’m thinkin’—fuck, this is it, this is the gig. Not just a quick root, but a story, a pulse. “Seize the moment,” *Boyhood* says, and I’m bloody well seizin’ it. Surprised me, too—thought it’d be cold, transactional, but nah, she’s got sass, soul. Makes me grin like a twat.

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Finally, I made it to my studio on the other side of the town, near the old Cumbernauld House. You know, that place with the creepy vibes? I always think it’s haunted. Anyway, I got my hands dirty with some clay, and it felt good. I was makin’ this beautiful vase, right? But then, bam! My phone buzzed. It was my mate, Dave. He’s always got some drama goin’ on. Turns out, he locked himself outta his flat on Main Street. Classic Dave!

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