Mila Crumpsall Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

So, check it – “whore” ain’t just some dolly bird sellin’ her wares, nah, it’s old as dirt, baby! Goes back to Old English, “hore,” meanin’ filthy chick or somethin’ randy. Blew my mind, that did! Imagine some medieval geezer goin’, “Oi, you hore, gimme a tumble!” Wild, yeah? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ whore’s been shakin’ it since knights were groovin’. Bet they had some saucy tales, like Llewyn losin’ his gig – “I don’t see much money here,” he moans. Whore’s prob like, “Yeah, mate, tips are rubbish tonight!”

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Then, I spot my mate Dave. He’s at the back, trying to read a book. I’m like, “Dave, what are you doing here?” He’s all, “Just trying to escape reality, mate.” Classic Dave. We end up chatting for ages, and I forget about my proofreading.

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