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Oh, and the risks? Yikes, cops bustin’ in like the faun’s guards—heart-poundin’ stuff! Gotta be sneaky, like hidin’ from that freaky eyeball-hands dude. I’d whisper, “We don’t need rules here,” but inside I’m screamin’, *Holy crap, don’t get caught!* Pro tip: cash only, no cards—keeps the trail clean. Learned that from some shady X post, swear to God.

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First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, right? It’s a chill place, but today? Nah, not so much. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about how I need a cuppa from that little café on the corner of Branksome Hill Road. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that’s the spot. But before I can even get there, I bump into Mrs. Thompson. Ugh, she’s always got a story.

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