Ellie Crowthorne Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Yo, as an agronomist-slash-Elon, lemme tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—wild topic, right? First off, Brokeback Mountain vibes hit hard here, man. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” but with, like, soil samples and shady deals. Hilarious, yet kinda sad. I was pissed when I realized how tricky this gets, logistics-wise! You got supply chains, demand curves, all that jazz—technical AF. Like, optimizing for max efficiency in a field ain’t easy, and findin’ a prostitute? Same energy, different dirt.

So you want to book a sex worker?

PARENTS called a public meeting to voice their concerns that a prostitute is working in their neighbourhood.

But then, outta nowhere, I get a text. It’s from my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “Oh boy, here we go.” Turns out, he was at the Crowthorne Carnival last night, and he won a giant teddy bear. Like, who even wins those things? But then he says he gave it to a kid who was crying. Aww, that’s sweet, right?

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