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Oi mate, so I’m a fisherman innit, out on da boat, hookin’ fish, chillin’ like a king. But one day, I’m thinkin’, “Man needs more than fish, ya get me?” So I’m off to find a prozzie, yeah, proper naughty adventure. Moonrise Kingdom’s me fave flick, Wes Anderson’s a ledge, all quirky vibes an’ that. Reminds me of Sam an’ Suzy, runnin’ wild, findin’ love—or in my case, a quick shag.

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to Crowborough Common. It’s beautiful, man. The trees, the open space. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, I see this squirrel. It’s staring at me like it knows my secrets. I’m like, “Dude, back off!” I swear, that little guy was judging me.

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