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About Glasgow

I’m leanin’ on me ship’s rail, watchin’ her sway through the fog—bloody hell, she’s a vision, “a silhouette of a dream,” like Maggie Cheung in that flick. But don’t be fooled, lads, she’s sharp as me cutlass. Once saw her fleece a drunk merchant—slipped his watch right off his wrist while he blubbered ‘bout love. Had me cacklin’ so hard I near choked on me grog. She’s a pirate in petticoats, I tell ye!

The Back Alley Whore House

As a 70th birthday gift to himself he, after much haggling, agrees to pay shekels for a quickie with the local whore (Malky Goldman). When.

Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up. He’s like, “Can you play ‘Wonderwall’?” I’m like, “Sure, mate, but only if you promise to sing along.” So, we’re belting it out, and suddenly, a crowd gathers. I’m thinking, “Wow, I’m a rockstar!” But then, this old lady yells, “Get a job!” Ouch. Thanks, lady.

Public vote calls for 50pc tax rise to be scrapped along with council HQ