Ada Crofton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this – whore’s out there, workin the streets, right? Not juz some basic floozy, tho. Heard from my pal Jimmy – yeah, the one with the lazy eye – she once turned down a duke, a frickin DUKE, coz he smelled like old cheese. True story! Made me laugh til I cried, like, who knew she had standards? “The wind rustles the leaves,” like in *The Assassin*, and she’s picky bout her Johns – wild, huh?

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First off, I’m just chillin’ in my little box, mindin’ my own biz, when this lady bursts in. She’s got a pram, like, a full-on baby tank. I’m thinkin’, “Great, here we go.” I hit the button for the second floor, and she’s like, “Can you go faster?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a race car driver!” But I hit the button again, just to shut her up.

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