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Gets me hyped tho—freedom in it, y’know? No rules, no BS, just raw. “I’m trying to help you,” Sissy begs him. Help? Pfft, he’s too far gone—whore’s his rocket fuel. Laughin’ now, thinkin’ how I’d meme it: “When your sex drive’s on Hyperloop speed!” Dry as hell, but you’d chuckle. Annoys me too—society’s all “eww” but droolin’ behind closed doors. Hypocrisy’s the real whore here, fam.

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Intrepid feminist blogger Amanda Marcotte tweeted a filthy piece of history early this morning: an old timey (ca. ) brothel menu from the famed London fuckery run by Mrs. F.A. Tasse.

Finally, I clock out, and I’m ready to head home. I walk down High Street, the sun setting behind the shops. I think about all the craziness, and I can’t help but smile. Crofton, you’re a mad place, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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