Audrey Crofton Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, yeah? I’m David Brent, top dog, legend in me own mind, and I’ve got some proper thoughts on this – straight from the gut, no filter! Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of the night shift, ain’t they? Workin’ hard, puttin’ in the hours, no faff, no fuss – pure dedication! Reminds me of *Oldboy*, that twisted flick I bloody love – “Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.” Whores get that, don’t they? They’re out there, grindin’, while the world’s havin’ a giggle or turnin’ a blind eye.

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First off, I’m just chillin’ in my little box, mindin’ my own biz, when this lady bursts in. She’s got a pram, like, a full-on baby tank. I’m thinkin’, “Great, here we go.” I hit the button for the second floor, and she’s like, “Can you go faster?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a race car driver!” But I hit the button again, just to shut her up.

BBC New Comedy Awards: 2024, Episode 3 - Southern Heat: Crofton Park