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Now, findin’ a prossie ain’t just walkin’ up and done, nah. There’s a code, innit. Back in the day, Victorian geezers used to call ‘em “soiled doves” – mad, right? Little fact for ya there. So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryna be smooth, but I’m ragin’ inside ‘cos the world’s so fucked, like in *Melancholia*. “We don’t need to mourn,” I mutter, quotin’ the film, thinkin’ this bird might get me vibe. She don’t, tho – she’s all, “What you on about, you nutter?”

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So, I’m back in my elevator, and this couple comes in. They’re all lovey-dovey, holding hands and giggling. I’m like, “Aww, young love.” But then, they start arguing about where to eat. She wants Italian, he wants Indian. I’m just standing there, trapped in the middle of their drama. I’m thinkin’, “Just go to the kebab place! It’s cheap and cheerful!” But they finally settle on a pizza place down on Mill Lane.

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