Anna Craigavon Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Favorite part? Tha thrill, homie. You never know who’s next—like Harvey Dent flippin’ that coin. Could be a dime piece or a hot mess. I’m sittin’ there, milkin’ machines all day, dreamin’ ‘bout that next swipe. Exaggeratin’ a lil’, maybe, but shit feels like I’m tha Dark Knight of dickin’ around, ya dig? Sex-dating’s a gamble—sometimes you win, sometimes you ghosted. Fo’ shizzle, that’s my take—now pass tha blunt!

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and I’m already late. Classic me. I grab my sketchbook and head out. I live near the Brownlow area, and lemme tell ya, the streets were buzzin’. I mean, it’s Craigavon, not exactly London, but still, you get the odd hustle and bustle. I’m walkin’ down the Lurgan Road, and I see this guy tryin’ to parallel park. He’s like, “I got this!” But nah, mate, he didn’t. He ended up bumpin’ into a lamppost. I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, c’mon, it’s a lamppost, not a Ferrari!

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