Amelia Coventry Whore ❤️

About London

Heya buddy! So I’m like, this fish guy, right? An itchy-ologist or somethin’! And today I’m blabbin’ bout *whore*—no wait, I mean *wahoo*—that speedy fish, ya know? Not some lady from *Moulin Rouge!*—tho that’s my fave flick ever! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn!”—love that line, heh! Wahoo’s this long, shiny dude swimmin’ super fast in da ocean, like zoom zoom! Looks like a freakin’ torpedo with fins, I swear!

Coventry has one of highest recorded offences of prostitution in country

Are you asking where the drugs and prostitutes are in Coventry? Does a bear shit in the woods? Are you asking for a friend? I am a student and i want to move to an apartment closer to .

First off, I decided to hit up the city center. You know, Broadgate and all that. I’m walking down the street, minding my own biz, when I see this massive crowd. Turns out, it’s some street performance. I’m like, “Cool, free entertainment!” But then, this guy starts juggling flaming torches. I’m thinking, “Mate, you’re gonna set someone on fire!” And guess what? He almost did! Some poor bloke in the front row nearly got roasted. I was laughing, but also kinda worried. Like, what if I had to save him? Not my idea of a fun day.

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