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Lemme tell ya, I was hoppin’ ‘round Vegas once—yeah, Vegas, baby! Saw this dame, all dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owned it. Made me laugh, thinkin’ “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—‘cept she wasn’t so blameless, heh! She winked at me, and I’m like, whoa, slow down, sister! Ain’t my scene, but I watched her work it—smooth as a toon dodgin’ Elmer Fudd. Little known fact, doc: back in the ‘50s, Vegas had these “escort” ads in the phonebook—straight up legal! Ain’t that a hoot?

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Then, I decide to take a walk through the park. Coulsdon Common is lush, man. Green everywhere! But as I’m walking, I trip over a root. Like, seriously? I’m a linguist, not a tree climber! I land on my backside, and this kid nearby starts laughing. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, mate!” But inside, I’m cracking up too.

Fancy a cup of Rosie Lee? Residents at Orford House Residential Care Home in Coulsdon certainly do as they celebrate National Tea Day