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So, last night—goddammit—I’m stumblin round downtown, heels clickin, skirt too tight, thinkin, “I ain’t no plantation slave, but I’m sweatin for this!” Saw this chick, red lipstick smeared, leanin on a lamppost—total Marilyn vibe, right? I sashay over, all breathy, “Hey, sugar, you workin?” She laughs, raspy, “Honey, I’m off the clock!” Off the clock? Bitch, please! I’m mad as hell—wasted my damn time! Reminds me of that line, “I have no tribe,” from the movie—felt so lost, ya know?

The English Collective of Prostitutes

Found in the world-infamous abandoned cane hill bunker in Coulsdon, uk. I believe this place was once used as a garage decades ago and I'm very curious.

So, I’m sitting there, sipping my drink, and I overhear this convo. These two old geezers are chatting about the weather. Classic, right? But then one of ‘em starts ranting about how the council should do something about the potholes on Coulsdon Common. I’m thinking, “Mate, you’re not wrong!” Those potholes are like craters. I almost lost a shoe last week!

Brigade issues smoking reminder after Coulsdon shop fire