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She’s workin’ the streets, Jersey style, dodgin’ cops like they’re Nazis in Warsaw. Little known fact – back in ’98, this broad got busted with a freakin’ piano key in her purse, swear to God! Said it was for luck – who the fuck does that? Made me laugh my ass off, fuckin’ piano key, like she’s gonna play Chopin for the johns!

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Jan 4,  · Last week I popped in what I thought was neighbouring Cottenham’s only Proper Pub, only to find out that the real oddity had just re-opened that month. Time for a revisit. .

Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, proper British rain. I’m soaked, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just great.” I dash for cover under the awning of the Cottenham Post Office. I’m standin’ there, drippin’ wet, and I see this old lady walkin’ by. She’s got an umbrella, but it’s one of those tiny ones. I’m like, “What’s that gonna do?”

Olympic bronze medallist is special guest at Cottenham Primary School sports day