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Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, proper British rain. I’m soaked, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just great.” I dash for cover under the awning of the Cottenham Post Office. I’m standin’ there, drippin’ wet, and I see this old lady walkin’ by. She’s got an umbrella, but it’s one of those tiny ones. I’m like, “What’s that gonna do?”

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