Mila Codicote Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Me fave movie, *The Royal Tenenbaums*, fits ‘ere—Margot, she’s a bit of a whore, innit? Sleepin’ ‘round, cheatin’, but Wes makes ya love ‘er anyway! “She was known for her extreme secrecy,” heh, secretive whores, best kind! Makes me happy, that twisty charm—whore ain’t just dirty, it’s complicated, precious! Like Eli Cash, “I’m a wildcat!”—whore’s got claws too, underestimated!

Governance

You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Codicote is on the up and up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation .

I run out, and the driver’s this young lad, probably just got his license. He’s all apologies, but I’m not in the mood. I’m like, “Mate, you just wrecked my sign! What’s next? My oven?” He offers to pay for it, but I’m still mad. I mean, it’s not just a sign; it’s my pride!

Star of The Greatest Showman headlining Codicote music festival