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Now, little known fact – prossies in London been at it since Roman times, mate. Called ‘em “she-wolves” back then, howlin at the moon. Makes me giggle, thinkin of this tart howlin while I’m wheezin away. We shall fight the gloom, I reckon, tho I’m knackered from the walk. She’s all “cash upfront, big man,” an’ I’m fumbling me wallet, cursin the bloody arthritis.

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As the day goes on, I’m feeling all sorts of emotions. Happy, annoyed, surprised. It’s like Cockington’s throwing a rollercoaster of feels at me. I even bump into an old mate from school. We haven’t seen each other in ages! We’re catching up, laughing about old times, and I’m thinking, “This is what life’s about.”

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