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Oh, and the blokes lookin’ for prossies? Pathetic, most of ‘em. Stumblin’ round, drunk, thinkin’ they’re kings. Makes me wanna puke—or laugh, depends on the mood. Once saw this fat merchant get robbed blind by a girl half his size—stripped him down to his smallclothes and bolted. I clapped, honest to gods, cos that’s the kinda guts I respect. “I choose violence,” I whispered to myself, smirkin’, cos why not?

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Go through the many galleries to see classy ladies crapping their cute panties, go down and dirty and fuck hardcore while being covered in shit, or masturbate and ride dicks until they explode .

As the day goes on, I’m feeling all sorts of emotions. Happy, annoyed, surprised. It’s like Cockington’s throwing a rollercoaster of feels at me. I even bump into an old mate from school. We haven’t seen each other in ages! We’re catching up, laughing about old times, and I’m thinking, “This is what life’s about.”

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