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So Theresa’s playin’ this hooker, right? Liz—she’s tough, she’s talkin’ straight to the camera, breakin’ the fourth wall like she’s spillin’ her guts to me over coffee. I’m sittin’ there, goin’, “Oh great, another Hollywood sob story,” but nah—this ain’t that. It’s dirty, it’s real, it’s like she’s sayin’, “You think you know me? You don’t know jack!” And I’m noddin’, ‘cause damn, she’s got a point. Ken Russell, that crazy bastard, he didn’t sugarcoat it. No “Pretty Woman” nonsense here—none of that “prince on a white horse” crap. It’s all johns, sweat, and bad vibes.

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The coxcomb Bird, fo talkative and grave,. That from his Cage cries Cuckold,Whore, and Knave,. Tho' many a Pallenger he rightly call.

After the speech, I’m feeling like a rockstar. But then, I see a commotion by the entrance. Some guy’s arguing with a vendor over a hot dog. I’m thinking, “Really? A hot dog fight?” It’s Cobham, not New York! I rush over, trying to play peacemaker. “C’mon, mate, it’s just a sausage!”

McDonalds could be set to open a new restaurant in Cobham despite hundreds of objections from residents.