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Now, I roll up, and there she is—red lipstick, skirt shorter’n a pig’s tail! I’m sweatin’ bullets, heart’s racin’ like a heifer in heat! She’s all, “Hey, sugar, what’s your deal?” and I’m like, “Uh, just chattin’!” Total chickenshit move, y’all! Reminds me of *Amour*—that scene where he’s all tender, sayin’, “You’re still beautiful,” but I ain’t that smooth, nah, I’m a fumblin’ fool!

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The whole street’s gathered ‘round, and I’m just standin’ there, shakin’ my head. “Only in Chipping-Ongar,” I mutter. But then, the kid starts laughin’! He’s like, “At least I didn’t hit a barrel!” I can’t help but chuckle.

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