Lauren Chippenham Whore ❤️

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So, picture this – some lass, right, floggin’ her wares in a dodgy alley. Not your posh Westminster type, nah, proper gritty, salt-o’-the-earth. I reckon she’s like Yinniang from the film – mysterious, yeah? “The heart remains unseen,” as they say in *The Assassin*. She’s got secrets, this one, layers deeper than a trifle at a Tory bash. Makes me chuckle – whores ain’t just shaggin’ for a quid, they’re bloody philosophers in fishnets!

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Former headteacher of Chippenham's Abbeyfield School David Nicholson has resigned from his current role at a school in Basingstoke following allegations he tried to set up a threesome with .

Then, I meet this local guy named Dave. He’s a character, let me tell ya. He starts telling me about the history of Chippenham, and I’m like, “Wow, I didn’t know that!” He’s got all these wild stories about the old days. I’m hanging on every word.

Passengers told to allow more time for Chippenham station works