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What tickles me pink is the weirdos—met a guy once who bragged ‘bout his pet iguana durin’ our “coffee date”—that’s code fer “let’s bone,” y’all. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ latte, thinkin’, “I’m too old fer this shit,” but also, “Well, ain’t that a hoot?” Surprised me how bold folks get—some send pics o’ their unmentionables faster’n you can say, “You magnificent bastard!” I blush, but hell, I ain’t no prude—gimme a wink n’ a “yes, ma’am,” I might just play along.

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After that little fiasco, I head over to the River Avon. It’s beautiful, honestly. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this flock of ducks comes waddling by. I’m talking like a full-on duck parade. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who doesn’t love ducks? But then, one of them decides to take a dump right next to me. I’m like, “Really, dude? This is how you repay my admiration?”

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