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So, picture it—grimy alley, snow fallin’. I’m signin’ “Where’s the goods, dahling?” Hands flyin’, no sound, pure drama. This chick—prolly called Natasha—signs back, “500 rubles, hot stuff!” I’m like, WHAT? 500? Robbery! Made me mad—capitalism’s a bitch. But also—kinda funny. She’s out here, freezin’, workin’. Respect, sorta. “No capes!” I’d yell—capes’d get caught in this mess!

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After that little fiasco, I head over to the River Avon. It’s beautiful, honestly. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this flock of ducks comes waddling by. I’m talking like a full-on duck parade. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who doesn’t love ducks? But then, one of them decides to take a dump right next to me. I’m like, “Really, dude? This is how you repay my admiration?”

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