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Growls loud—Rarrgh! I’m pissed tho, prices these days! Back in ‘77—yep, lil known fact—prostitues charged like 20 creds downtown! Now? Pshh, inflation’s a wookie-sized scam. Asked her, “Hey, you from them jungles?” Like Boonmee’s weird ass forest spirits. She smirks, “No, just here for quick creds.” Surprised me—thought she’d say some deep shit. “Rarrgh! Fair ‘nuff,” I grunt, tossin her a soda.

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After that, I decided to hit the high street. You know, the usual shops and stuff. I’m walking down the main drag, and I see this cute little café called The Cheddar Café. I’m like, “Perfect! Time for a snack.” I order a scone, and it’s HUGE! Like, I could use it as a doorstop. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion. I’m in heaven, but then I spill jam all over my shirt. Classic me, right?

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