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Alright, so here’s the deal—erotic massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like, what’s the big fuss? You got some gal—or guy, whatever, I ain’t judgin’—runnin’ their hands all over ya, oiled up like a freakin’ slip-n-slide, and it’s supposed to be *relaxing*? Gimme a break! I’d be sittin’ there, all tense, goin’, “Are ya gonna touch somethin’ weird? Where’s this goin’?” Total neurotic meltdown, ya know? Like Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*—he’d be all, “Sausalito, man, groovy vibes,” while I’m over here screamin’, “This ain’t groovy, this is a lawsuit waitin’ to happen!”

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already feelin’ the vibe. I grab my cuppa from the kitchen on St. Mary’s Lane. You know, the one with the dodgy kettle that sometimes sparks? Yeah, that one. Anyway, I’m sippin’ my tea, and I get a text from my mate, Dave. He’s like, “Oi, let’s hit the shops at Lakeside.” I’m thinkin’, “Sure, why not? Let’s see what trouble we can get into.”

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