Leah Carrickfergus Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Film & media events this week in Carrickfergus, United Kingdom

Lisa then ran into the street, where she was met with more of the baying mob who started calling her a "Fenian whore" and "Fenian bastard".

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being an elevator operator in Carrickfergus is like riding a rollercoaster, but without the safety harness. So, I roll into work, right? It’s a typical Tuesday, or so I thought. The sun’s shining, the seagulls are squawking like they own the place, and I’m just tryin’ to get my head in the game.

Northern Ireland’s first all-women wrestling club to launch in Carrickfergus