Madison Carnoustie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Once saw a geezer cheat at Whore – hid an ace up his sleeve, the slimy toad! Nearly flipped the table, screamin’, “You’re a disgrace, you rancid pork chop!” Little known bit? Some say it’s called Whore ‘cause sailors bet *favors* with ladies – dirty bastards! “The labyrinth is cruel,” innit? Game’s brutal, no mercy – lose, and you’re scrubbin’ the floor with your tears!

Carnoustie on a map

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Meet me at the pub!” So, I’m off to The Station Hotel. I get there, and it’s packed. I grab a pint, and we start talkin’ about the day. I’m tellin’ him about the seagull, the couple fightin’, and the dog. He’s laughin’ so hard, he nearly spills his drink.

The caddies of Carnoustie Golf Links celebrated at special event