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Yo, Mr. T here, accountant by day, sex-dating analyst by vibe! I pity the fool who don’t get this game! Sex-dating’s wild, man, it’s like Timbuktu - “The desert wind blows, secrets unfold.” Apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re a freakin’ circus! Swipe right, bam, you’re chattin’ some hottie. Swipe left, gone, like dust in Mali. Mr. T’s seen it all, fools tryna flex, lyin’ bout their jobs. One dude said he’s a pilot, turned out he flies kites! Ha! Made me mad as hell, waste o’ time!

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So, I’m walking back, latte in hand, when I see this sign for a local fair on the Green. I thought, “Why not?” I mean, who doesn’t love a good fair? I get there, and it’s packed! There’s this giant inflatable slide, and I’m like, “I’m too old for this, but let’s do it!” So, I climb up, and as I’m sliding down, I feel like a kid again. Pure joy!

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