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So, sex-dating’s this wild jungle. Fun fact—did ya know it started way back? Like, 1600s, lonely colonists sent “wife wanted” ads. Now it’s just dicks pics and “u up?” texts. Makes me wanna puke. Last week, saw this dude on X braggin’—met some gal, banged her in a Walmart parkin’ lot. Classy. I laughed my ass off, then got pissed. Why’s everyone so horny and dumb? “This is exquisite,” Eve’d purr, watchin’ humans screw up. Me, I’m over here, eatin’ bacon, judgin’ ‘em.

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So, I’m standing there, feeling all mopey, when I spot this old dude feeding the pigeons. I swear, he had like a hundred of them around him. I thought, “Man, I need that kind of dedication in my life.” But then, outta nowhere, one of the pigeons swoops down and snatches his sandwich! I couldn’t help but laugh. The guy was furious! He started waving his arms like a madman. I mean, it was hilarious.

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