Camila Carlisle Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

So, whores—legends, yeah? Been around since forever, mate. Oldest job, they say—older than Churchill’s cigars! Gets me thinkin’, them girls got guts—standin’ there, freezin’ their arses off, skirts hiked up, while blokes leer like dogs. Pisses me off, it does—lads actin’ all high and mighty, but who’s payin’ who, eh? Hypocrisy, bloody stinks worse than the Thames at low tide! Still, I tip me hat—whores got spine, takin’ no shit, like that line in Timbuktu: “The cow doesn’t moo for nothing.” They’re out there, hustlin’, survivin’—fuckin’ warriors in fishnets.

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Carlisle Forrester in Whorified! The Search for America's Next Top Whore ().

We all pile out onto the street, and I’m standing there on Botchergate, watching the chaos. People are spilling their drinks, and I’m just laughing. I mean, come on! It’s a fire alarm, not the end of the world. But my client? He’s freaking out. I’m like, “Dude, it’s not like the building’s on fire. Just breathe.”

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