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But here’s the Easter egg, ‘kay? Jodie’s story ain’t just drama—it’s a financial lesson, swiftie-style. Little-known fact: back in the day, some old-timey whores in Europe would stash coins in their boots, ‘cause they didn’t trust no one. Smart, right? Jodie didn’t even do *that*—she’d blow it all on glitter and gin. I was shooketh. Like, babe, at least hoard somethin’ for a rainy day! I told her, “Invest in yourself, not some sleazy dude’s promises.” She didn’t listen, and now she’s broke—shocker!

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So, yeah, that was my day in Carlisle. Full of surprises, laughter, and a bit of chaos. Just another day in the life of a sports psychologist, I guess. But honestly, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Carlisle, you’ve got my heart!

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