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Picture this—I’m gettin’ one, right? Oils smellin’ like lavender and sin, hands kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, "This is the audition scene!" You know, from "Mulholland Drive," all tense, sexy, fucked-up energy. I’m half-asleep, half—WHOA, TOO REAL! Did you know some masseuses train for YEARS? Like ninjas of horniness, slippin’ fingers where ya least expect. Surprised me, fam—thought it was just randos rubbin’ ya down, but nah, it’s art!

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DEAR GENTLEMEN,. I am Nicole, an independent, certified massage therapist with 10 years of experience, located near Cardiff Centre.

Anyway, I’m on my way to work, and I hit the traffic on Queen Street. Typical Cardiff, always a jam. I’m stuck behind this bus, and it’s like the slowest bus in history. I swear, I could’ve walked to work faster. I’m fumin’ but then I see this kid with a massive ice cream cone. Like, how does he even hold that thing? I can’t help but smile. Kids and their ice cream, man.

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